THE 10 COMMANDMENTS OF
ARMADILLO GOLF PLAYERS

 

  1. Thall shalt remember, this is the AGP, not the PGA!
     

  2. Thou shalt not be a sandbagger.
     

  3. Thou shalt have fun on the golf course or 
    thou shall take up bowling.
     

  4. Thou shalt not perform an excessive pre-shot ritual. 
    (Or thou shalt be subject to ridicule.)
     

  5. Thou shalt get out of the way if thou can't play.
     

  6. Thou shalt not throw golf clubs unless thou finds it absolutely necessary. (Or thou shalt be subject to ridicule again.)
     

  7. Thou shalt not talk while others are playing, walk in their putting line or stand directly behind them while they are playing.
     

  8. Thou shall not hold loyalty to any ball which betrays thou by going out of bounds or in a hazard- therefore thou shall not delay play by looking for lost balls.
     

  9. Thou shall not give instruction to thou’s fellow players unless thou is asked.
     

  10. Thou shalt always remember to invite others worthy of the Armadillo Golf Players to participate.